Cut through the noise. This super-soft staple lets everyone know you actually read the article. Easy drape, just-right stretch, and a premium feel you’ll reach for on repeat.
Why you’ll love it
100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
4.2 oz/yd² mid-weight—soft but not flimsy
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-taped for lasting shape
Clean crew neck, retail fit, true to size
Fun stuff
Certified Clickbait Slayer: Ideal for coffee shops, book clubs, and comment sections you resist entering.
Conversation Unlock: Expect “what are you reading?” instead of “new here?”
Pairs well with: Library cards, tote bags, blue-light glasses, and a stubborn love of footnotes.
Gift it to: The friend who corrects headlines, your favorite teacher, or the family fact-checker.
Vibe check: Smart, minimal, and a little spicy—perfect for calling out TL;DR energy IRL.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
